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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What a fucking evil of a father!

I was disturbed reading this:

Fritzl children to get new IDs


Published: 29 Apr 2008
THE illegitimate children of evil dad Josef Fritzl will have their identities changed, a police spokesman said today.

Cops said the three kids who were locked in a dungeon in an Austrian home would have their names changed so they can live new lives.

Today DNA tests on the 73-year-old Austrian, who has confessed to locking his daughter in a windowless cellar for 24 years, confirm that he is the father of her seven children.

And Austrian hospital officials said members of the Fritzl family were reunited on Sunday and the scene was �astonishing.�

Fritzl appeared before a judge in St Poelten, the provincial capital of Lower Austria, today.

The judge ordered that police keep him in detention while inquiries continue.

Officials said Fritzl said nothing on the advice of his lawyer.

He was calm when he arrived yesterday and was put in a cell where he can be monitored in case he tries to commit suicide, said Guenther Moerwald, head of St Poelten prison.

According to reports, Fritzl has a previous conviction for sexual assault and arson, and he allegedly spent time in prison in the late 1960s.

Austrian prosecutors said that they were aware of the allegations and were trying to trace the records in court archives.

As Fritzl continues to be questioned by Austrian police today, a leading question was how what went on in the house passed unnoticed for so long, particularly as Fritzl built extensions to the cellar.

"This is an appalling crime. I know of no comparable case in Austria," said Franz Prucher, head of security in Lower Austria.

ritzl built a secret concrete and steel hatch — beyond which lay a world of unimaginable evil for his sex slave daughter and three of the seven kids he fathered by her.

The gateway to hell — operated by a coded electronic lock and a motor — was hidden behind shelving in a basement storage area.

Cops who found it were stunned by the terrible secrets it guarded.

The tiny door led to a cramped dungeon — where for 24 years daughter Elisabeth was NEVER allowed to see daylight as brutal Fritzl repeatedly raped her.

She gave birth seven times — with Fritzl delivering her babies.

When one, a twin, died at just three days old he callously tossed the corpse into a furnace.

The wealthy engineer spared three of the surviving youngsters — Lisa, 16, Monika, 14, and Alexander, 12 — the nightmarish existence of their siblings.

He adopted them as infants — telling his wife that Elisabeth had run off to join a cult and had sneaked back to leave them �abandoned� on the doorstep because she could not cope.

Each was up to a year old.

The youngsters wanted for nothing and were sent to private school. They had no idea that below their feet a sister and two brothers had become children of the damned.

Oldest Kerstin was 19 — and had never been touched by sunlight.

Like Stefan, 18, and five-year-old Felix she knew only the flicker of an electric bulb — or pitch darkness.

And there was NO escape.

Police in the Austrian town of Amstetten — 80 miles west of Vienna — had to negotiate a string of electronically locked iron trapdoors to reach the dungeon.

The first pictures of the warren beneath 73-year-old Fritzl’s house at 40 Ybbs Strasse showed the children’s pitiful attempts to make it a home.

Octopus stickers and glittery stars adorned the white-tiled walls of a windowless �bathroom�.

On a cabinet above a grim sink stood a toy elephant.
Tragic ... Elisabeth, left, saw no daylight in 24 years while her mum Rosemarie, right, knew nothing of the horror

Fritzl, a retired engineer who was remanded in custody by a court yesterday after confessing all to police, kept carving out more rooms in his secret dungeon as his subterranean �family� grew.

The floorspace eventually reached 60 square yards — extending under the garden.

He is believed to have used his bare hands, making frequent visits to builders for materials. Foam insulation was used for sound-proofing.

But the passages linking the rooms were stiflingly narrow.

And horrifically, the rooms were barely 5�ft high — meaning that as the children grew they could never even stand up straight.

Mercedes-driving Fritzl, who rented out ground floor rooms at his main house, was seen as a pillar of respectability despite having been jailed in the 1960s for sex assault and arson.

As a strict disciplinarian there were rumours he beat his children. But neighbours were dazed as the extent of his sadism emerged.

Fritzl was arrested after Kerstin — the oldest of the dungeon children — fell ill and Elisabeth begged that she be taken to hospital.

Medics baffled by the teenager’s condition pleaded for her mystery mother to come forward to give a medical history.

By this time Fritzl — realising his depravity was about to be exposed — had finally freed his captives.

He and traumatised Elisabeth, 42, were said to have been picked up near the hospital.

Frantic Fritzl had told his wife Rosemarie — a PTA member at their adopted children’s school — that their daughter had suddenly decided to come home.

But Elisabeth was giving appalled police a version of events they could scarcely believe.

She told them how her father began abusing her at the age of 11 — then in 1984 reported her missing. In reality, Elisabeth — then aged 18 — had been drugged, manacled and taken to her new life in the dungeon.

Last night it was unclear why she alone among the seven children Fritzl had with Rosemarie was targeted.

Police said the wife was blithely unaware of what was happening.

She was seen as the perfect mum to her own children and those who later turned up on the doorstep.

Police have not quizzed her as a suspect — and last night she was comforting family members over the collective trauma.

Asked if Rosemarie could have known anything, Austrian police chief Franz Polzer said: �Do you think any wife in the world would be able to accept that kind of behaviour?�

A source close to the inquiry said: �The story is one of the utmost depravity. It defies belief.

�Fritzl had two families — one respectable above ground and another living in the dark like animals in his dungeon.�

The source added: �He exercised an astonishing level of control over his own family to fulfil his terrible desires.�

The three children apparently abandoned were all well-adjusted, normal kids who played in a local ice hockey league.

They used to call gran Rosemarie �Mami� and locals believe they did not even know she was not their real mum.

Meanwhile the dungeon children — taught to talk, read and write by Elisabeth — were fed through a hatch by Fritzl.

A TV was one of their few luxuries. As forensic teams spent yesterday crouched in the gloomy dungeon, police described it as a �Hobbit’s lair�. It was said to include a padded torture room.

Specialist teams were called in to check for booby traps — because Fritzl warned his captives his trapdoors were wired with explosives.

Police also scoured his garden for the ashes of the baby he burnt. Top cop Franz Polzer said of Fritzl’s vile lust: �He was an extraordinarily sexually potent man.�


How could a father be so evil? Has Freud's sexual irrationalities gone too far? Why should a lovely young girl suffer so much from his asshole of a father? And why the hell am i picking this up from The Sun?

If Karpal's Big Monkey, and Bung's Big Foot, then i'm Big Sohai!

Seriously, what a shitty way to start the parliament:

A tribute to two of greatest living legends........

Last week, two people passed away in respect & honour. One is the James Dean of the Dance music scene, and the other is a poet who's also a fellow blogger & a true nationalist.

Barry Connell is one of the newest faces to watch in dance music in 2008. Considered to be "The James Dean of the electronic music scene", he is the new major force for the UK's house and hard dance scene. 2 weeks ago he and Judge Jules played live at Glasgow, and is considered to be one of the best raves in the UK for 2008. You can listen to it here.

Connell was a resident at Goodgreef from 2005 and looked to be set for a great year with various bookings around the world.

Our thoughts are with his fiancé Amanda and let's hope he'll continue rave on right now in heaven.

There is a facebook group in his memory which can be found at - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12004262699 and a guestbook on his website http://www.barryconnell.com/ that you can leave messages of condolence.

Another fellow tribute is to the late poet & fellow Rustam A. Sani. Rustam, who's an intellectual, a scholar and also one of the greatest poets besides A.Samad Said and Usman Awang, sadly passed away last week.

Described as one of Malaysia's leading intellectuals, he has served on Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia, Universiti Malaya and the Institute of Strategic and International Studies.

In the late 1980s, he was awarded the prestigious Hadiah Sastera Negara (National Literary Award).

Blogger Anil Netto, in his tribute, noted that Rustam had just completed two books - Failed Nation: Concerns of a Malaysian Nationalist and Social Roots of the Malay Left.

His blogs are Vox Populi and Suara Ku. May Allah rest him and DJ Barry in peace.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Khir Botox is right!

Former Selangor Menteri Besar Dr Mohd Khir Toyo said he knew it all along that Barisan Nasional (BN) would suffer heavy losses in the March 8 polls, long before the date arrived


Finally, some hard-ball truth from a fellow UMNO member. But seriously, does UMNO actually realise this after a month of defeat?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

3 years too late-lah, Hishamuddin

'I'm sad I upset non-Malays'
By : Arman Ahmad

KUALA LUMPUR: Umno Youth chief Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein yesterday apologised for drawing a kris at the Umno general assembly in 2005 and 2006, acknowledging that the act had upset non-Malays.
"Today, we saw many things being talked about in earnest among the delegates," he said after chairing the first Barisan Nasional youth meeting since the general election last month.

"This included the issue of the Panca Warisan kris. I told them, I am responsible for what happened if it had in any way affected our performance.

"I apologise if this has affected anybody. I apologise to the non-Malays if they felt afraid of the symbol.

"To the Malays, I also apologise because I cannot defend the symbol of our heritage."
Hishammuddin said the issue was not as big as it was made out to be.

"But the reality is such, and I am not someone who is so filled with pride or arrogance that I cannot accept this fact.

"This is a sad lesson. However, if the dictates of politics are such, then we as leaders must embrace it and place our position in the Barisan Nasional above all else."

The Panca Warisan kris, which is kept at the Umno Youth headquarters, is ceremoniously carried into the hall at the start of every Umno general assembly.

In the past, the Umno Youth chief would, at the start of the assembly, unsheath the blade and kiss it before holding it up in the air. The kris would then be placed on a pedestal.

The raising and kissing of the kris at the assembly in 2005 and 2006 created an uproar among non-Malays, particularly those in MCA and Gerakan.

Hishammuddin announced that there would be greater cooperation among BN component parties, including those in Sabah and Sarawak. They would now meet once every two weeks.

"They have a lot of experience handling people from diverse ethnic and religious backgrounds and can play a central role in the future," he said.

Meanwhile, MCA Youth chief Datuk Liow Tiong Lai, who also attended the meeting, said the delegates had discussed the kris issue.

"The kris will be there, but we from the Chinese community hope that it will not be raised. Hishammuddin made a brave decision to rethink the issue and to apologise."

Dear Hishamuddin,

I like you as a person. i shook your hand at the recent UMNO meeting at the Sheraton Subang, and my mom thanked you for being a wonderful support for my mom's events in 2001. But in the case of being an UMNO Youth leader, you're a stupid fuck.

You should've apologized 3 years ago you stupid idiot. Because of you, UMNO has become a Neo-Nazi party and we've lost alot of support from the non-Malays due to your statements at the UMNO General Assembly. If i were you, i'd have said something more nicer without losing a pro-Bumiputera stance.

Here's what Rocky said about your apology:

The apology, to me, is most pathetic. For years the modern Malay have wielded the keris at weddings, traditional ceremonies, and cultural shows and never had to apologize. Because we know how to do it properly. There is nothing wrong with the keris-wielding picture; it's how Hishammuddin did it that was probably so wrong. He should be made to produce a manual on "How not to cause others great discomfort with the harmless act of unsheathing, and wielding, the keris".

Sebab nila setitik, abih susu sebelanga (One bad apple spoils the whole bunch).

Thank you Hishamuddin for shaming UMNO, fellow Malaysians and your own father, the late Tun Hussein Onn. Now, go cry to your mommy.

Hey Malaysiakini, what are you doing?!

KUALA LUMPUR: Online portal Malaysiakini has apologised to Rembau MP Khairy Jamaluddin over its report claiming that there was a recount of votes for the seat during the general election. The news website in making the apology explained ...


What are you guys doing? There's no need to apologize to this goat-faced arse just because he's angry over a recount. DO you want to end up as the MSM?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

"I'll be PM in three years, says Anwar" yeah, right!

Anwar: 'I'll be PM in three years'

Anwar Ibrahim, Malaysia's opposition leader, has said he will be prime minister within three years, sketching out a dramatic political comeback.

"I don't think we have established a definite, clear timeframe when I will take over [as prime minister] but it certainly wouldn't reach three years ... much earlier than that," he said.

"[But] I am not in a rush," he told AFP news agency.

Anwar has emerged as a serious threat to the ruling coalition after the opposition's strong showing in March parliamentary polls.

Once the heir-apparent to long-time former premier, Mahathir Mohamad, Anwar was sacked from his post of deputy prime minister in 1998 and jailed for six years.

He became free to run for office again last week, when a five-year ban stemming from his corruption conviction expired. He now says he has the support of enough defectors to topple the government.

The Barisan Nasional coalition has ruled Malaysia for more than half a century since the former colony gained independence from the UK, but has been rocked by its unprecedented electoral setback in March.

Strong showing

The Pakatan Rakyat opposition alliance claimed more than a third of parliamentary seats and five states in the polls, putting Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the prime minister, under heavy pressure.

Anwar, 60, pledged more effective governance and steps to wipe out corruption and promote racial equality.

"Our reform programme will certainly be more secure. We will push for a market economy, judicial independence and equality for all Malaysians," he said.

Anwar also repeated his claim that politicians from Sabah and Sarawak provinces had indicated interest in defecting from the ruling coalition to the opposition.

"Lawmakers in the two states in Borneo island have approached me about switching sides, but so far none has declared their intentions publicly," he said.

In eastern Sabah state, Anwar said coalition politicians could change allegiance before August after being sworn in at the end of April.

"It's all a matter of timing. Let parliament resume and they are sworn in as MPs [on April 28].... It could be the month after or by August," he said.

Anwar will travel to Sarawak on Thursday to rally support for the opposition and to press his own claims for power.

Growing support

Analysts have backed Anwar's statement that he has enough support to rule, saying turmoil in the ruling coalition could hasten an exodus and propel him to power.

Abdullah is facing growing demands to quit, but has defiantly claimed a mandate to rule and refused to discuss a succession plan.

Anwar had previously been expected to re-enter parliament quickly through a by-election in one of the seats held by his Keadilan party, but says he is in no hurry to act and will instead focus on building up the opposition.

Anwar is getting more deluded and too over-confident with his opposition. But let's face reality: Why would any Malaysian wants a pro-Neocon, Ming the Merciless-creep as the PM?

The Media Created "Delusion" That Hillary Can Win

Chris Matthew of MSNBC/CNBC started off the Pennsylvania primary coverage with a bang tonight. Shortly after 6, seated by co-anchor Keith Olbermann, Matthews called the primary, and thus his coverage tonight, basically moot. "This contest is essentially over," he proclaims to Keith. "Barack Obama is going to win the most elected delegates."

He went on to say of the media, "Trying to keep this game going, we've created the delusion that somehow this race is still open."


Monday, April 21, 2008

Stephen Sackur is a cunt. Way to go Mahathir!

From my UMNO brother BigDog:

Former Malaysian Prime Minister Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad said today that PM ‘Flip-Flop’ Dato’ Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi as “Making a political move, a man very unpopular trying to do something ‘right’. He is making use of the system in the worse way”, when reacting to the suggestion of the Prime Minsiter attempting to “make good against the Judiciary”, which was purportedly damaged during the former’s time.

Talking to Stephen Sackur in a BBC “Hardtalk” first aired this afternoon, who described him as “A personified fellow”. The program was taped in London on Friday, 18 April 2008, was his first interview on air in a foreign media since the 12th Malaysia General Elections on 8 March 2008.

He said “Results of the GE shows former supporters of the ruling party (BN), voted Oppositions, not because they like them!”. When asked for the reason, the stern response was “The Government promised to remove corruption but they themselves are corrupt”. He also explained that PM ‘Flip-Flop’ Abdullah must go now because the next leader needed time to revive the party and the support.

On the New Economic Policy, “It was a system placed by his predecessors. The system worked for 50 years and worked very well. it is to correct the imbalance created since the British days”. Sackur asked about the dissatisfaction from different ethic groups in the country and charged Malaysia, especially in Tun Dr. Mahathir’s time practiced racial biased policies and now no longer relevant nor acceptable. His response was “Malaysia is built for all. Everyone is prosperous. All benefited from the Government policies and progressed. Why only now all these are surfacing?”.

Then Sackur charged if people were to voice out aginst him then, they would be arrested. “Hundreds of people were arrested?”. Tun Dr. Mahathir’s instant response, “Who are they?” and contradicting the host with “The first thing I did as the Prime Minister, was to release many political detainees”. He the added that foreign media is fond of making up these stories and end up propagating them as “the truth”.

In the case of Anwar Ibrahim, when asked to comment about having the support of many and even BN MPs ready to defect, and wanted to make changes in the system, including racially based policies “He is welcomed to do that, when he becomes to the PM” and added “The present leadership should be blamed for losing support of the BN MPs”.

On issues raised by Anwar, which is favourable to the minority groups “Opportunism for him, now. He was in Government before. He did not complain”. Then the issue about his arrest and conviction was trumped up and now proposing that the former regretted on that episode “Why should I regret? He was arrested and locked up for abuse of power. This is accordance to the Malaysian law”. Sackur then added that Anwar wanted to do a full and thorough public inquiry for all Tun Dr. Mahathir’s wrong doings in the 22 years in office, he responded with sarcasm, “Lets see him so a fully impartial inquiry. Probably he can get foreigners”.

When responding to Sackur’s list of Western report of unfair trial for Anwar, Tun Dr. Mahathir asked in return “What are the track record of these countries? The are the sort of people who hold people without trial, like Guantamo Bay”. Then the issue was raised about the Internal Security Act, which was a put in place as Emergency Ordinance by the British. “We did it under the law of the country. We need to prevent people from causing racial riot and disharmony”.

On the move by PM ‘Flip-Flop’ Abdullah making ex-gratia payments to dismissed Lord President Tun Mohamed Salleh Abas and five Supreme Court Judges, “A political move by a man very unpopular, trying to do “something right”. He is making use of the system in worse way!”. What he did not say was, none of the members of the bench attended the Bar Council dinner where PM ‘Flip-Flop’ Abdullah made the announcement.

The debate when on towards democracy. “Democracy is good when the leader is good. It was a leader of a democratic country who dropped atomic bombs”.

Sackur then charged him as being ‘Anti Semitic’ and the instant response was “Anti Semitism is something created by the Jews themselves”. He then related to the earlier issue of democracy “There are journalist who were arrested for talking about the Holocaust. Where is the ‘Freedom of Press’ then?”.

The interview was ended when he was asked, whether he will contunue to attack the Leadership and Government, “Why should I be quiet, when they are doing something wrong to my country?”.

The wide ranging 30 minute program, was a really good interview, indeed.

*Updated on 6.20pm

click here to watch the interview

Well done Tun ! you have given Stephen Sackur a very good lesson, dont belittle Malaysians .The mat salleh always think they are the most cleverest race in the world but today he was caught with his pents down(Miss Teen USA South Carolina and Jade Goody anyone?). How come a Malaysian dare to tell him that the whites are the race that colonized,rob,steal and murdered innocent people and this was said in the capital of THE GREAT "Pete Doherty" BRITAIN.Who dares to say such words non other than TUN DR MAHATHIR MOHAMMAD,SYABAS TUN !

Oh and BigDog is really quick man! Makes UMNO proud!

KJ Gay for Tian Chua

Looking at the photos of the recent Parliamentary Questioning, i stumbled upon a disturbing photo:

That's Khairy Jamaluddin (UMNO) talking to Tian Chua (PKR). But the thing that disturbs me about this photo is:


Looking at this photo, it reminds me of Ian McKellen's character in the movie "And the Band Played On", who is gay and has an Asian boyfriend named Keiko. And that is what eerily creeps me out.

And so, i present a very queer version of this photo:

KJ: Later go back to my house and i Mat Rempit u?
TC: And then i go Ah Beng you back ah?

KL Freeze for World Earth Day

I attended one of the most wonderful events in Malaysian history: The KL Freeze for World Earth Day at Sunway Pyramid.

It was a grandeurous celebration. Malaysians of all races attended this glorious event, including me. Here are some photos:

Saturday, April 19, 2008

What Malaysia needs is a sexual revolution, and i'm serious.

There has been significant shifts in social attitudes, behaviours and institutional regulations surrounding sexuality since Freud opened the door to the bedroom. Sexuality throughout the 20th century has moved closer to the centre of public debate than ever before. One hundred years ago the idea of sexual politics would have been unthinkable. For many in the lecture today the 1960s which unleashed the so called sexual revolution seems more a source of comic relief and tragic nostalgic recirculation than political inspiration. Throughout the late 1960s and early 1970s the combination of student protests, counter culture movements and medically prescribed contraceptives ushered in a decisive break with the preceding values which prescribed confinement of women’s sexual pleasure within the suburban walls of heterosexual marriage and the regulation of man’s sexuality in the public. D.H Lawrence may have shocked an earlier generation with Lady Chatterley’s extramarital sexual independence, but it was not until the 1970s that women’s sexuality outside marriage became widely accepted.

-From the essay The Sexual Revolution of the 60s by isis Creations

Those were the words of the 1960s. In the time of Johnson's Vietnam stupidity and post-McCarthyist self-individuality, Americans & Brits looks toward a new form of enlightenment: Sex. The age of the hippie where a women can choose their man without any of the 1950's "perfectionist" criteria being shoved down their throats. If the 50's show that women choose their husband through criterias like money, looks and a happy suburban life, then in the 60's women choose choose their men through three things: Freedom, Personality and Sex.

However, here in Malaysia it's pretty much still the 50's by social terms. Girls choose their men by money and looks rather than personality. Got a nice car? You get a girlfriend. Handsome looks? Get a girlfriend. Lots of money? Get a girlfriend. Personality? Sense of humour? Good heart? Not needed.

Which is why most Malaysian girls you see are dating guys who are douchebags with long-hairs. I'm not generalising, but i'm being honest. A sexual revolution means that girls choose men by personality, freedom & sex. You don't need good looks, you don't need money, all you need is to have a good personality & be good in bed.

The hippies of the 60s may not have looks and money, but they are orgy-makers of all kinds. Most of these hippies were jocks, nerds, cheerleaders and such that were tired of the 50's conformist love model. They wanted men that could make them laugh rather than having good looks. They wanted men that could please them from the inside rather than from outside. That's sexual revolution.

And this is what Malaysia should be doing. A Malaysian sexual revolution would not just change a woman's view on men, but would also increase sexual productivity to a point Mahathir wanted by 2050. And not just that, it may reduce the chance of dumb MPs saying sexist things like 'bocor', and a sexual revolution would also give more role to for the Ministry of Women, Family & Community Development. Sure, Malaysian women are now free in terms of general feminism like equality & jobs, but in social feminist terms like sexual desires and long-term happiness, they are not free.

A school girl from a high school in Malaysia may have a boyfriend who is as gorgeous as Pete Wentz and has all the money as a result of his father who's a Datuk. But, he may be a douchebag on the inside, who has no sense of humour and no nice-guy attitude personality whatsoever. And the girl may have a crush on a guy who's nice and funny, but is too shy to like because he's not handsome and is not as rich as his current boyfriend.

We know the suffering you girls have. You girls wanted a man who's funny and nice, and decided to go for the douchebag because he has the looks and he's rich. I mean, if a girl goes for the handsome-less then other people will perceive you as a freak. I know, because i have seen dumb mistakes girls have made when i was in Cempaka. And for the lonely guys who can't get a girlfriend because he's not rich nor handsome: We know your pain. But you must know that the girl who's dating the handsome guy whom you envied may have a crush on you. Why? Because she knows that you're funny and has a nice personality, but she's too ashamed to admit that.

But that will soon change. Why? Because Malaysia will have a sexual revolution. That will be the day when girls would choose a guy for the sake of personality & sex rather than the looks & money. We will have that revolution. Don't worry guys. Your time will come.

And yes, in the issue of Islam, we know sex is a taboo. But taboos are culture and not religion. Islam does not oppose sex but they do oppose public flashing and anything pro-Wicker Man. But if you're looking for a Muslim who endorses sexual revolution through an Islamic point of view, then look no further to this lady:

And in the issue of politics, a sexual revolution may influence the next egneral elections. Sex sells, and it's time for the political parties to stop portray sex as a negative issue, and instead portray it as a positive issue. After all, who wouldn't wanna see posters like this:

Friday, April 18, 2008

CNN's Richard Quest, Drug Junkie

This shocks me.

From the Huffington Post:

The New York Times' City Room blog reports that CNN International business and travel reporter Richard Quest has been arrested on drug charges:

Mr. Quest was arrested early Friday morning after being escorted out of Central Park for violating the park curfew, a law enforcement official said Friday. The park is closed from 1 a.m. to 6 a.m.

The police noticed Mr. Quest at 64th Street and West Drive at about 3:40 a.m., the official said. As he was being escorted out, he volunteered, "I have meth in my pocket," according to an official briefed on the case. The police searched him and recovered a small amount of methamphetamine in a Ziploc bag.

Not sure who Mr.Quest is? Check this video below:

Kinda shocks that my favourite reporter in CNN is a drug junkie. What's next? Jeremy Paxman arrested for prostitution? Josh Rushing arrested for owning weapons?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Even Selangor UMNO wants Pak Lah gone too!


THis was taken at the Selangor UMNO meeting held at the Sheraton Subang jaya, located nearby Sri KL and my house at Wangsa Baiduri. I attended the meeting, and more photos will come.

EDIT: Here are more photos of the event (some of them blurry)

PS: That's Mat Tyson in the last two photos. He gave all the cameras Cloverfield-vision. Oh, and thanks Rocky for highlighting me.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hey guys, we're unpatriotic!

Govt study: Youngsters just ain’t patriotic

BACHOK: A recent Government study has revealed that patriotism levels among youth in the country have declined significantly and if left unchecked, could lead to serious consequences for nation building.

Youth and Sports Minister Datuk Ismail Sabri Yaakob said the revelation has forced the ministry to re-look its policy on how to engage youth.

The Government has admitted it has lost the support of youths and has been unable to reach out to the technology-savvy generation, he said.

“We need to adapt to changing needs and lifestyles. For starters, we need to re-instil patriotism in youths regardless of their ethnicity or religious backgrounds,'' he said during his inaugural working visit to the east coast state.

Earlier, he held dialogues with youth department officers and non-governmental organisations (NGOs) at the youth skills institute here.

Ismail said the ministry would now be “result-orientated” with a specific goal of restoring confidence among the young in the Government.

This would include the ministry setting up its own blog as well as channelling funds directly to all youth associations, including youth-based NGOs in the country.

“We have decided to reduce bureaucracy. From now on, all funding for youth NGOs and associations will come directly from the ministry.

“We would ensure the grassroots have funds to conduct activities for youths,” he said.

Character-building programmes that instil patriotism are also needed to shore up support among youths, Ismail said.



Look, we youth are NOT unpatriotic! Mr. Yaakob, you consider one of the causes being that the government has not reached out enough leads me to suspect that there is again the common misconception on these ultra-conservative part about equating loyalty to the state with loyalty to the government.

Look, we we are Malaysians, love Malaysia and we always wave our flag and represent ourselves in foreign lands. But we have the right to question what the hell the government is doing. It's not unpatriotic, it's just that we're exercising our rights as long as it's not seditious. Since when is exercising freedom considered unpatriotic? Does that mean Malaysians youths deserve to be sent to an ISA internment camp?

Oh, and please stop using the "we're doing it too because it's cool" tactic. Stop it. Okay, so maybe it's a good thing for the government to have blogs, but seriously, will the youth ever bother to read it? Will your blog be as interesting as Kenny Sia or Jeff Ooi? Look, we youths are no longer Rakan Muda/Dewan Pelajar types anymore. If you can prove to us that your blog is as hip as other blogs like Kenny Sia and such, then we wouldn't mind reading it.

However, we do have other things to do like reading KLue magazine, listening to a hitz.fm Gotcha! call, shuffling with a crew, visiting rave parties to check out the hottest DJ, lepak at Bangsar or 1 Utama, checking out the recent Douglas Lim stand up at the Actor's Studio Bangsar, and more hip things we youths do other than reading blogs. We have 1001 things we do in our free time, Mr. Yaakob. All you need to do is to read an issue of KLue magazine.

Monday, April 14, 2008

An idea for Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg's next movie

Over the past few years I've taken a lot of pot shots at Mr Seltzer and Mr Friedberg. But you know something, that's a classic case of "being a hater". Why should I begrudge their success?. Why should I be bothered by their annual "fleecing of suckers". So from now on, I want to help them. While waiting for the teacher to arrive here in the class, i have a new idea for their next movie. It's called Oscar Movie. They've stuck it to the rom-coms. They've nailed the blockbusters. They left 300 out to dry. Now it's time for them to tackle all those snooty films the Oscars tell us we should like and take those films down a peg or two. Within reason, of course. Asking the average Friedberg/Seltzer fan to process an Antonement reference or a Babel reference is asking too much. So is referencing any Oscar movie older that three years,


Here is the plot. An undercover cop named Leonardo di Costigan has infiltrated the crime syndicate of corrupt oil tycoon, Daniel Day Plainview. His superior officers are Detective Charliesdad and Detective Markymark. Little do they know is that Daniel Day Plainview has his own rat in the police force named Detective Rat Damon (the voice over narration helpfully informs us that he is "that guy from Good Will Hunting").

The movie proper starts when Leonardo di Costigan gets a job and Daniel Day Plainview's corner drugstore. We are introduced to Plainview when he comes in and proceeds to drink everybody's milkshake. He takes somebody's milkshake, says "I...drink...your...milkshake", then he slurps it up and then say, "I drink it up!" Repeat this about five or six times. Then Leonardo di Costigan turns to the camera and says "we're really milking this gag". We then cut to a Tom Green lookalike in the drugstore. He is milking a cow. He turns toward's the Daniel Day Plainview character and says "Danny would you like some sausage? Danny would you like some sausage? Danny would you like some sausage?" (The twist of that joke is that the movie is spoofing Oscar movies, but we work in a Freddie Got Fingered reference. And that, Mr. Seltzer and Mr. Friedberg, is that classic comedy staple known as irony).

Plainview turns to the Tom Green clone and says "You're no son of mine. I have no idea how I met your mother". A clone of the cast of How I Met Your Mother enters the drugstore. The Neil Patrick Harris lookalike, wearing a button that says NPH on it to clearly identify him, blows Leonardo a kiss. This is a clever reference to the fact that Niel Patrick Harris is gay. Plainview turns to the Alyson Hannigan clone and asks, "weren't you in Date Movie." She responds, "this one time...in Date Movie..." Tom Green's cow leaps up and they have a Matrix style fight (a sharp reference to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist). The scene ends when Leonardo di Costigan and Daniel Day Plainview do a double take and they both ask each other "Weren't you in Gangs of New York?"

Later, Leonardo di Costigan learns that Plainview has sent out a hit man named Gayhaircut Chigger. You may want to have the narrator inform the audience that he is named that because his character has a gay haircut. It's a cerebral joke, I know, but you need to include something for everybody. Now insead of using a compressed air cattle gun, Chigger kills people by using a taser. And everytime he tasers somebody, they plead "don't tase me, bro". And as you know, this is what we refer to in the comedy business as a "running gag".

So Gayhaircut Chigger is out in the Texas wilderness trying to retrieve $2,000,000 worth of drug money stolen by Josh Wasbrandwalshinthegoonies. He runs into two gay cowboys named Jack Limpwrist and Ennis Del Gay. They love Gayhaircut Chigger's gay haircut and says a lot of gay things to him and tries to kiss him. Basically, in this ten minute scene, they act gay and they talk gay and gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. Jack Limpwrist tries to win Gayhaircut Chigger over by singing "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" from Dreamgirls. Now this is a very subtle joke, so you need the narrator to explain to us that he is doing this because it's "just like Jake Gyllenhall did on Saturday Night Live". And just before Jack Limpwrist grabs Gayhaircut Chigger's butt, a six-foot rabbit appears and scares him away. Again, this is a subtle joke, so you need to give the rabbit a line of dialogue like "I am coming for you Donnie Darko".

This leaves Ennis Del Gay by hemself. But only for a moment because an Indian, a biker, a sailor and Detective Markymark in street cop uniform show up. They sing "YMCA". The song ends when we cut to a Philip Seymour Hoffman charcater dressed up like Capote and says "now this is what I call a party". It may help to have the narrator explain to your fans that he is the "gay author Truman Capote played by that fat redhead from all those Paul Thomas Anderson" movies. The narrator will then have to explain that Paul Thomas Anderson directed There Will Be Blood and that porno movie with Marky Mark". Then cut to Detective Markymark and we see that he has a huge bulge in his pants that runs the entire length of his leg. Carmen Electra shows up and blows in his ear. This gets no reaction from him. Ennis Del Gay blows him a kiss. Det Markymark's leg lifts up in the air as his penis tucked into his pants leg gets an erection.

Now Gayhaircut Chigger is despondent about being accused of being gay so he goes to get a haircut. He stops by the local barber shop which is run by a Johnny Depp lookalike named Weeny Toad. Now get this. The Weeny Toad character sings every line of dialogue. And his neighbor is a baker named Helena Bonham Timburtonswife who sings "he looks good enough to eat". Gayhaircut Chigger keeps pleading "stop singing. For the love of God, stop singing" So Weeny Toad and Helena Bonham Timburtonswife break out into rap instead and do the entire "Dick in a Box" number. Chigger flees from the Barbershop (but not before an Ice Cube clone tell him "next time, come to a real barbershop, yo") and runs into a Britney Spears lookalike making out with a Adnan Ghalib lookalike. He tases them both. Adnan says "don't tase me, bro" but Britney instead says "don't tase me, bro, y'all". Then RickRoll shows up and starts singing. He gets tased and he sings "don't tase me, bro". Then a Mel Gibson clone shows up and says "the Jews are responsible for all wars, Sugart!ts!" and after Chigger tases him, a hasidic Jew kicks him in the nards. And the hilarity doesnt stop there. Think of all the other people you can have him tase. It will be the "pit of death" sequence from Meet the Spartans times eleventy. Michael Vick (while "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays in the background), Andy Dick ("I'll put the Phil Hartman curse on you"), Michael Richards (dressed up in klansman robes), the list goes on.

We go back to Leonardo di Costigan, who is now working at Daniel Day Plainview's liquor store. First a Lindsay Lohan comes in to buy alcohol. She drinks from a bottle of Vodka as she insists "I've stopped drinking, I swear". A scrawny, nerdy kid with an obvious fake ID shows up to buy booze. His ID shows that his name is McHumpin. A Jonah Hill lookalike steps into the Liquor store and says "Are you *beep*ing this up, you *beep* *beep* *beep*". The audience will remember that Jonah Hill cursed a lot in Superbad and recognize the constant beeping as humor. So a cop comes in and it's a Seth Rogan lookalike. He is followed by a Katherine Heigl lookalike who tells him, "hey officer, you got me....Knocked Up". An Ellen Page lookalike enters, wearing a t-shirt that says "My name is Mayo" and says "My eggo is preggo, too. Honest to blog. This is one doodle that can't be undid". And everybody tells her to shut up. The Seth Rogan points out that Mayo talks like her dialogue was written by a stripper blogger named after the Spanish word for the devil. This is another one of those clever, obscure jokes. So after that, we cut to Mayo on the imdb ("I'm sooo imdb'ing that ref") showing that the screenwriter's name is Diablo Cody. The narrator will then inform us that "diablo" is Spanish for "devil". Hopefully by then, your fans will have finally processed the joke.

The big climax. We are in Plainview's mansion. He has passed out in the bowling alley in his own house. He is awaken by somebody screaming "over the line, Plainview". He looks up and sees a Jeff Bridges lookalike, a John Goodman lookalike and a John Turturro looklike". The John Goodman characters says "you're drinking on Shomer Shabbas?" The John Turturro lookalike says "don't ever mess with the Jesus". Leonardo di Costigan shows up and says "we have enough on you to lock you up forever, Plainview". Plainview says, "Oh yeah?" And out comes a George Clooney lookalike. He tells Leonardo di Costigan "my name is Michael Clayton. I am his inhouse fixer. And you have no evidence of Plainview's illegal oil deals with Syriana. So Good night and good luck". Then Det. Rat Damon shows up pointing his gun at Costigan and says "I'm really good at math". He's followed by Gayhaircut Chigger, now with an afro, tossing a coin in the air, saying "call it".

The ceiling caves in crushing Daniel Day Plainview, Michael Clayton, Gayhaircut Chigger and Rat Damon. The John Goodman clone screams out "this is what happens when you have fun with a stranger in the alps", although the line of dialogue is clearly dubbed over what he is really saying. We see that the ceiling caved in because the attic was filled with rats. One of the rats turns to the camera and says "Anyone can cook, bee-yotch!!!!"

As Leonardo di Costigan leaves the mansion, he is run over by a bus being driven by Amy Winehouse.

This is followed by twenty minutes of ending credits.

It's all yours, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Your next masterpiece. Free of charge.

You're welcome.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hey, Tengku: How can you be so stupid?!

Tengku Faris: Non-Malays should not seek equality

©Malaysiakini (Used by permission)
by Andrew Ong

Kelantan Crown Prince Tengku Faris Petra said today that Malays had been coerced into giving non-Malays citizenship and the latter should therefore not seek equality or special treatment.

He said this during his keynote speech at a forum titled “Malay unity is the core of national unity” organised by the newly formed Barisan Bertindak Perpaduan Melayu in Kuala Lumpur today.

Speaking to a crowd of about 1,000 people, Tengku Faris said the Malay rulers would be an umbrella to foster unity among all Malaysians, based on the Federal Constitution and the Rukun Negara.

“Therefore, the rakyat must unite and never raise issues regarding Malay rights and special privileges because it is a quid pro quo in gratitude for the giving in of citizenship (beri-paksa kerakyatan) to 2.7 million non-Malays into the Tanah Melayu federation.

“Thus, it is not appropriate for these other ethnic groups to have citizenship, only (later) to seek equality and privileges,” said Tengku Faris, who read from a 11-page prepared text.

However, the crown prince stressed that in an effort to unite the Malays, non-Malays also have rights that must be protected, such as in areas of religion.

As an example, Tengku Faris said non-Malays are allowed to practice their respective religions in peace. They must however do so in accordance with the law and “not be provocative towards Islam”.

“The Malay rulers are the head of the Islamic religion and Malaysia is a Islamic country (negara Islam), not secular. We have our own formula (as a country) which is different from others,” he added, drawing thunderous applause from the crowd.


He added that the effort to instil Malay unity and defend Malay special rights does not mean that other races would be ignored.

“In fact, if Malay rights and special privileges are taken care of and is not disturbed, it would ensure national harmony. It does not just benefit the Malays but all ethnic groups,” he said.

In his speech, Tengku Raris said the 12th General Election results have shown that the Malays are being “challenged” and thus Malays unity is of the outmost priority.

“The election results have shown that the Malays are disunited and facing other ethnic groups who are more dominant politically and economically,” he said.

As the constitution provides that the Malays are the natives (penduduk asal) of Malaysia, Tengku Faris said every Malay must defend the constitution and Islam and this can only be achieved through Malay unity.

“We have to make an effort to unite. Don’t spilt up. Avoid polemics that can distance us. Ideology (and) having different interpretations does not contribute to Malay unity.

“Discussing about polemics such as Islamic state, secular state, welfare state... confuses the people... Resulting from this confusion, Malays are becoming more disillusioned,” he added.

Which history book did HRH read which states unequivocally that the Malays were coerced into granting citizenship to the non-Malays?

And where on earth in the Federal Constitution does it provide that the Malays are the penduduk asal of our beloved tanahair?

Did our royalties went to sleep & live next to Nick Griffin when they were in Oxbridge?

Saturday, April 12, 2008

My daily random rant:

Okay, i have nothing to report on Malaysian news today. And i won't bother reporting the KLIA robbery because you can just witness the whole event by watching Die Hard 2.

However, i'd like to rant about random things:

1.To the pro-Tibet protestors protesting the torch run, fuck off!

We do not care about your cause! Do not involve Tibet in the Olympics issue! The Olympics is a sports event that brings people together, and it's trying its best to prevent politics from reaching Olympics. And you guys are involving a political issue into a sports event! Politics and the Olympics should not be involved, and that is what we humans wanted to see. The US boycotted the USSR Olympics, and now this? Just fuck off and let everything run smoothly, please?

2.A YouTube user named 90sHouseTunes has annoyed the shit out of me, and i along with other YouTubers totally hate him

Now, recently there has been comments by this annoying user called 90sHouseTunes who's been mocking videos on YouTube in the comemnts section, especially those are related to dance music, The Melbourne shuffle & Panasonic CDJ. Now i don't know what is his problem. So he loves house music, he loves vinyls, but he seems to have a vendetta against CDJs and the shuffle. I know that the internet is a free democracy where you can say whatever you want, but criticising the shuffle and the CDJ in a way that pisses other people off makes 90sHouseTunes aka you, the unlikable twat. Now you love house music, you love the 90s, you love vinyl. We know that, and so do we. But you remember to respect each other when it comes to dance music. Judge Jules respects Yoji Biomehanika, Garry Shepherd respects Apek, Pete Tong respect Cedric Gervais, hardstyle shufflers respect old skool shufflers, and the sFx crew respect the 7 Sparks crew, and so do you. You may not like the CDJ, but you must respect it for what it is. The CDJ is the device that makes me turn to vinyl turntables you know. It's not like the CDJ is going to replace the vinyl, and it will never be. So can you please just fuck off 90sHouseTunes and get a life please?

And here are two videos that are criticising 90sHouseTunes:

3.Breaking News: Scientology has reached Malaysia, and so is Project Chanology.

Now, we all remember the Church of Scientology as a religion that turned Tom Cruise into a madman, killed Lisa McPherson and caused BBC journalist Jon Sweeney to go insane. Recently, i have just found out that the Church has established an office here under the name "Applied Scholastics Institute". it has been secretly established here since 2001 and has been recruiting Malaysians by numbers. It's located in Brickfields and i don't know how they will influence Malaysians.

And here comes Anonymous. Anonymous, aka Project Chanology is an anti-Church of Scientology organisation that seeks to give Scientology members aka Thetans the right to think and also protest outside the Church's offices to seek apology from the church rgarding the deaths of Lisa McPherson, along with crimes the church of Scientology has committed. Now their protests are really interesting, in a flash mob manner. They usually wear Guy Fawkes masks to remain "Anonymous", and they kept on singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up repeatedly. They're currently having a worldwide protest today except in Malaysia, and they are also planning to hold a protest here in Malaysia outside the Scientology-run Brickfields office when the next Worldwide protest comes. If you wanna look at how their protests are conducted, see here:

Makes you wanna join eh? And their website is www.enturbulation.org

Well those are my daily rants for today. Chow.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Oh My god, Kill Me Now............

Thursday April 10, 2008
Khairy gets backing for post

IPOH: Khairy Jamaluddin is the most appropriate person to replace Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein as Umno Youth chief, Perak Umno Youth chief Zainol Fadzi Paharudin said.

Pledging his support for the Umno Youth deputy chief, Zainol Fadzi said Khairy had demonstrated the qualities of a leader of calibre during his tenure as the movement’s number two.

“He is also an effective and loyal deputy to Hishammuddin. His ability and experience have been proven time and again in the agenda and political struggles of Umno Youth,” he said in a statement yesterday.


Wednesday, April 9, 2008

UMNO Johor stepping the way?

It appeared recently in Malaysian Insider, but of course, according to the papers, "who cares?"

Johor Umno lobby in move to call for Abdullah's exit
Singapore Business Times - 08 Apr 2008

PRIME Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi will probably not serve out his
full term as he is likely to be persuaded to step down in a managed,
but dignified, exit.

According to officials of the ruling United Malays National
Organisation (Umno), of which Mr Abdullah is president, a Saturday
meeting of the Johor Umno liaison committee, the state's highest
policy making body, resolved that Mr Abdullah should step down but in
a manner that should not humiliate him in any way.

'The anger on the ground is just too strong for him to stay,' one of
the officials said, 'but it must be done in a courteous manner.'

On a timetable for succession, the official was less clear, implying
there was either no clear consensus or that Mr Abdullah could map out
his own schedule if he so wished. Umno has decided to hold party
elections in December.

The Johor lobby is immensely powerful in Umno as the state is not only
the historical birthplace of the party but has the most senior office
bearers within Umno so the resolution is significant and carries

There are six ministers in the Cabinet from Johor, the most from any
one state, and at least one serving Umno vice-president -
International Trade Minister Muhyiddin Yassin.

If it pans out, Mr Abdullah's long goodbye will have striking
parallels with the ouster of Tunku Abdul Rahman, the country's first
prime minister, who saw the writing on the wall not long after the
1969 elections when his then ruling Alliance coalition fared dismally
and announced that he would step down in September 1970, a year after
the elections.

It isn't clear if Mr Abdullah can hold out for that long. In addition,
in the Tunku's case, the country was already being led by Abdul Razak
Hussein, his deputy then, in the capacity as head of the National
Operations Council.

Malaysia was then administered by the NOC because an emergency had
been declared after racial riots broke out in the aftermath of the
election. In yet another parallel, Mr Abdullah's current deputy is
Najib Razak, the eldest son of Mr Abdul Razak.

Mr Abdullah is expected to be told formally of Johor Umno's decision
by Umno liaison chief Ghani Othman, the state's Chief Minister, this
Friday when the prime minister makes an official visit to the state.

It isn't clear how he will react as Johor Umno has traditionally been
among his strongest supporters. Indeed, in recent days, Mr Abdullah
has repeatedly vowed that he would not resign, insisting that he
'would stay and fight'

Monday, April 7, 2008

Pak Lah finally received his weapons he ordered 4 years ago.....

After 4 years of of attacks by Mahathir, Ku Li and Anwar, he finally counter-attacks his enemies:

KUALA LUMPUR, April 6 (Bernama) -- Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, while acknowledging that his predecessor Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has strengths and influence, Sunday pointedly stated that the latter had misused these to the extent of undermining Umno.

The Umno president and prime minister who had before said that he would not bow to pressure for him to step down, also answered the criticisms levelled against him by Dr Mahathir.

Speaking to reporters after a briefing for the Umno information machinery on the outcome of the recent general election, the usually reticent Abdullah showed a different side of him.

"Tun Dr Mahathir said he was strong, but he has misused that strength. When Barisan Nasional (BN) won big in the 2004 general election, he said (BN was) too strong, not good, needed to have opposition."

"In the recent elections when the opposition did well (winning 82 of the 222 parliamentary seats), we thought he would be celebrating, but he hit out at us instead. Why? "You shouldn't win too many (seats) then, and now you shouldn't win a few?," said Abdullah.

Asked whether he would fight head on with Dr Mahathir based on the tone of his statement, Abdullah said: I say what I only need to say, and don't say what I don't need to."

Abdullah said he was aware that the people wanted him to start addressing issues that were important to them so that Umno would remain strong and have the people's confidence.

He also refuted the claim by some quarters that he was a softy and left all the decisions to his son-in-law Khairy Jamaluddin.

"Under my leadership, they say there is no freedom, but at the same say that I am 'lembik' (soft). Scared of the 'si lembik' (the softy)?

"The rest are all stupid, only Khairy is clever," he said, referring to Dr Mahathir's accusation that Abdullah allowed himself to be influenced by his son- in-law in running the country and in making decisions.

"This accusation is baseless," he said, adding that when Dr Mahathir was prime minister, the government imposed certain restrictions like asking the press not to use the pictures of former prime minister, the late Tun Hussein Onn.

On the offer by Gua Musang Member of Parliament Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah to contest the Umno president's post in the party elections in December, with the aim of restoring Umno, Abdullah said the Kelantan Umno leader needed to look at himself first and why BN failed to wrest the state from PAS.

"Ku Li (Tengku Razaleigh) should look at himself, as he was the cause of Kelantan falling into the hands of PAS. While PAS ruled Kelantan, he did once tried to win back the state for BN but he failed." Kelantan fell to PAS in 1990 by cooperating with Semangat 46 led by Tengku Razaleigh then. In the 2004 general election, BN almost wrest back the state when it won 21 of the 45 state seats and one more seat when it won the Pengkalan Pasir by-election in 2005. Abdullah said he had also been informed that Tengku Razaleigh did not assist BN in the March 8 general election.

He also said that he had no problems with his deputy Datuk Seri Najib Razak and that he would be his successor "when the time comes".

On efforts to restore the party, he said besides him and Najib going to the ground to meet the party grassroots, relations between the party branches and the top leadership would be strengthened by meeting regularly.

Oh and....


Friday, April 4, 2008

Goat-faced tosser attempts to take over UMNO Youth's Top Spot....Wait! Here Comes Mukhriz!

From my UMNO homie BigDog:

Mukhriz umum sedia dicalonkan sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO

Dato’ Mukhriz Mahathir mengumumkan bahawa kerana kesediaan Ketua Pemuda UMNO Dato’ Seri Hishamuddin Hussein mengosongkan kerusi Ketua Pemuda UMNO pada pemilihan jawatan Perhimpunan Agung UMNO 16 Disember 2008 ini, maka beliau selaku Exco Pemuda UMNO sedia dicalonkan untuk jawatan tertinggi sayap kiri UMNO itu.

Beliau dengan penuh rasa besar hati tetapi insaf akan tanggung jawab memimpin Pergerakan Pemuda UMNO, mengundang dengan hati yang terbuka mana mana Bahagian UMNO yang sudi mencalonkan beliau untuk jawatan Ketua Pemuda UMNO.

Dalam pengumuman ringkas jam 8.01am pagi ini, Ahli Parlimen Jerlun itu menyerahkan sepenuhnya kepada ahli Pemuda UMNO untuk menentukan samada beliau layak dicalonkan dan seterusnya dipilih sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia.

Untuk rekod, Mukhriz mendapat undi terbanyak kali terakhir Pemuda UMNO membuat pemilihan jawatan Exco, September 2004.

So, Mr. Khairy "Haprak"luddin's got a new challenger eh? Psst*No undi-pos allowed this time around!*

Speaking of Khairy, i have a fun time adding British slurs to his face(Since he studied in *um-um*Oxford):

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