My daily random rant:

Okay, i have nothing to report on Malaysian news today. And i won't bother reporting the KLIA robbery because you can just witness the whole event by watching Die Hard 2.

However, i'd like to rant about random things:

1.To the pro-Tibet protestors protesting the torch run, fuck off!

We do not care about your cause! Do not involve Tibet in the Olympics issue! The Olympics is a sports event that brings people together, and it's trying its best to prevent politics from reaching Olympics. And you guys are involving a political issue into a sports event! Politics and the Olympics should not be involved, and that is what we humans wanted to see. The US boycotted the USSR Olympics, and now this? Just fuck off and let everything run smoothly, please?

2.A YouTube user named 90sHouseTunes has annoyed the shit out of me, and i along with other YouTubers totally hate him

Now, recently there has been comments by this annoying user called 90sHouseTunes who's been mocking videos on YouTube in the comemnts section, especially those are related to dance music, The Melbourne shuffle & Panasonic CDJ. Now i don't know what is his problem. So he loves house music, he loves vinyls, but he seems to have a vendetta against CDJs and the shuffle. I know that the internet is a free democracy where you can say whatever you want, but criticising the shuffle and the CDJ in a way that pisses other people off makes 90sHouseTunes aka you, the unlikable twat. Now you love house music, you love the 90s, you love vinyl. We know that, and so do we. But you remember to respect each other when it comes to dance music. Judge Jules respects Yoji Biomehanika, Garry Shepherd respects Apek, Pete Tong respect Cedric Gervais, hardstyle shufflers respect old skool shufflers, and the sFx crew respect the 7 Sparks crew, and so do you. You may not like the CDJ, but you must respect it for what it is. The CDJ is the device that makes me turn to vinyl turntables you know. It's not like the CDJ is going to replace the vinyl, and it will never be. So can you please just fuck off 90sHouseTunes and get a life please?

And here are two videos that are criticising 90sHouseTunes:





3.Breaking News: Scientology has reached Malaysia, and so is Project Chanology.

Now, we all remember the Church of Scientology as a religion that turned Tom Cruise into a madman, killed Lisa McPherson and caused BBC journalist Jon Sweeney to go insane. Recently, i have just found out that the Church has established an office here under the name "Applied Scholastics Institute". it has been secretly established here since 2001 and has been recruiting Malaysians by numbers. It's located in Brickfields and i don't know how they will influence Malaysians.

And here comes Anonymous. Anonymous, aka Project Chanology is an anti-Church of Scientology organisation that seeks to give Scientology members aka Thetans the right to think and also protest outside the Church's offices to seek apology from the church rgarding the deaths of Lisa McPherson, along with crimes the church of Scientology has committed. Now their protests are really interesting, in a flash mob manner. They usually wear Guy Fawkes masks to remain "Anonymous", and they kept on singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up repeatedly. They're currently having a worldwide protest today except in Malaysia, and they are also planning to hold a protest here in Malaysia outside the Scientology-run Brickfields office when the next Worldwide protest comes. If you wanna look at how their protests are conducted, see here:







Makes you wanna join eh? And their website is www.enturbulation.org

Well those are my daily rants for today. Chow.

Oh My god, Kill Me Now............

Thursday April 10, 2008
Khairy gets backing for post

IPOH: Khairy Jamaluddin is the most appropriate person to replace Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein as Umno Youth chief, Perak Umno Youth chief Zainol Fadzi Paharudin said.

Pledging his support for the Umno Youth deputy chief, Zainol Fadzi said Khairy had demonstrated the qualities of a leader of calibre during his tenure as the movement’s number two.

“He is also an effective and loyal deputy to Hishammuddin. His ability and experience have been proven time and again in the agenda and political struggles of Umno Youth,” he said in a statement yesterday.

HAS EVERYONE IN UMNO PERAK LOST THEIR FUCKING MIND?!

UMNO Johor stepping the way?

It appeared recently in Malaysian Insider, but of course, according to the papers, "who cares?"

Johor Umno lobby in move to call for Abdullah's exit
Singapore Business Times - 08 Apr 2008


PRIME Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi will probably not serve out his
full term as he is likely to be persuaded to step down in a managed,
but dignified, exit.

According to officials of the ruling United Malays National
Organisation (Umno), of which Mr Abdullah is president, a Saturday
meeting of the Johor Umno liaison committee, the state's highest
policy making body, resolved that Mr Abdullah should step down but in
a manner that should not humiliate him in any way.

'The anger on the ground is just too strong for him to stay,' one of
the officials said, 'but it must be done in a courteous manner.'

On a timetable for succession, the official was less clear, implying
there was either no clear consensus or that Mr Abdullah could map out
his own schedule if he so wished. Umno has decided to hold party
elections in December.

The Johor lobby is immensely powerful in Umno as the state is not only
the historical birthplace of the party but has the most senior office
bearers within Umno so the resolution is significant and carries
weight.

There are six ministers in the Cabinet from Johor, the most from any
one state, and at least one serving Umno vice-president -
International Trade Minister Muhyiddin Yassin.

If it pans out, Mr Abdullah's long goodbye will have striking
parallels with the ouster of Tunku Abdul Rahman, the country's first
prime minister, who saw the writing on the wall not long after the
1969 elections when his then ruling Alliance coalition fared dismally
and announced that he would step down in September 1970, a year after
the elections.

It isn't clear if Mr Abdullah can hold out for that long. In addition,
in the Tunku's case, the country was already being led by Abdul Razak
Hussein, his deputy then, in the capacity as head of the National
Operations Council.

Malaysia was then administered by the NOC because an emergency had
been declared after racial riots broke out in the aftermath of the
election. In yet another parallel, Mr Abdullah's current deputy is
Najib Razak, the eldest son of Mr Abdul Razak.

Mr Abdullah is expected to be told formally of Johor Umno's decision
by Umno liaison chief Ghani Othman, the state's Chief Minister, this
Friday when the prime minister makes an official visit to the state.

It isn't clear how he will react as Johor Umno has traditionally been
among his strongest supporters. Indeed, in recent days, Mr Abdullah
has repeatedly vowed that he would not resign, insisting that he
'would stay and fight'

Pak Lah finally received his weapons he ordered 4 years ago.....

After 4 years of of attacks by Mahathir, Ku Li and Anwar, he finally counter-attacks his enemies:

KUALA LUMPUR, April 6 (Bernama) -- Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, while acknowledging that his predecessor Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has strengths and influence, Sunday pointedly stated that the latter had misused these to the extent of undermining Umno.

The Umno president and prime minister who had before said that he would not bow to pressure for him to step down, also answered the criticisms levelled against him by Dr Mahathir.

Speaking to reporters after a briefing for the Umno information machinery on the outcome of the recent general election, the usually reticent Abdullah showed a different side of him.

"Tun Dr Mahathir said he was strong, but he has misused that strength. When Barisan Nasional (BN) won big in the 2004 general election, he said (BN was) too strong, not good, needed to have opposition."

"In the recent elections when the opposition did well (winning 82 of the 222 parliamentary seats), we thought he would be celebrating, but he hit out at us instead. Why? "You shouldn't win too many (seats) then, and now you shouldn't win a few?," said Abdullah.

Asked whether he would fight head on with Dr Mahathir based on the tone of his statement, Abdullah said: I say what I only need to say, and don't say what I don't need to."

Abdullah said he was aware that the people wanted him to start addressing issues that were important to them so that Umno would remain strong and have the people's confidence.

He also refuted the claim by some quarters that he was a softy and left all the decisions to his son-in-law Khairy Jamaluddin.

"Under my leadership, they say there is no freedom, but at the same say that I am 'lembik' (soft). Scared of the 'si lembik' (the softy)?

"The rest are all stupid, only Khairy is clever," he said, referring to Dr Mahathir's accusation that Abdullah allowed himself to be influenced by his son- in-law in running the country and in making decisions.

"This accusation is baseless," he said, adding that when Dr Mahathir was prime minister, the government imposed certain restrictions like asking the press not to use the pictures of former prime minister, the late Tun Hussein Onn.

On the offer by Gua Musang Member of Parliament Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah to contest the Umno president's post in the party elections in December, with the aim of restoring Umno, Abdullah said the Kelantan Umno leader needed to look at himself first and why BN failed to wrest the state from PAS.

"Ku Li (Tengku Razaleigh) should look at himself, as he was the cause of Kelantan falling into the hands of PAS. While PAS ruled Kelantan, he did once tried to win back the state for BN but he failed." Kelantan fell to PAS in 1990 by cooperating with Semangat 46 led by Tengku Razaleigh then. In the 2004 general election, BN almost wrest back the state when it won 21 of the 45 state seats and one more seat when it won the Pengkalan Pasir by-election in 2005. Abdullah said he had also been informed that Tengku Razaleigh did not assist BN in the March 8 general election.

He also said that he had no problems with his deputy Datuk Seri Najib Razak and that he would be his successor "when the time comes".

On efforts to restore the party, he said besides him and Najib going to the ground to meet the party grassroots, relations between the party branches and the top leadership would be strengthened by meeting regularly.

Oh and....

SIEG HEIL!!!

Goat-faced tosser attempts to take over UMNO Youth's Top Spot....Wait! Here Comes Mukhriz!

From my UMNO homie BigDog:

Mukhriz umum sedia dicalonkan sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO

Dato’ Mukhriz Mahathir mengumumkan bahawa kerana kesediaan Ketua Pemuda UMNO Dato’ Seri Hishamuddin Hussein mengosongkan kerusi Ketua Pemuda UMNO pada pemilihan jawatan Perhimpunan Agung UMNO 16 Disember 2008 ini, maka beliau selaku Exco Pemuda UMNO sedia dicalonkan untuk jawatan tertinggi sayap kiri UMNO itu.

Beliau dengan penuh rasa besar hati tetapi insaf akan tanggung jawab memimpin Pergerakan Pemuda UMNO, mengundang dengan hati yang terbuka mana mana Bahagian UMNO yang sudi mencalonkan beliau untuk jawatan Ketua Pemuda UMNO.

Dalam pengumuman ringkas jam 8.01am pagi ini, Ahli Parlimen Jerlun itu menyerahkan sepenuhnya kepada ahli Pemuda UMNO untuk menentukan samada beliau layak dicalonkan dan seterusnya dipilih sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia.

Untuk rekod, Mukhriz mendapat undi terbanyak kali terakhir Pemuda UMNO membuat pemilihan jawatan Exco, September 2004.

So, Mr. Khairy "Haprak"luddin's got a new challenger eh? Psst*No undi-pos allowed this time around!*

Speaking of Khairy, i have a fun time adding British slurs to his face(Since he studied in *um-um*Oxford):

Wowowo, since when did Syariah Court became jackasses themselves?

Proposal to Prosecute Non-Muslims for Khalwat

KUALA LUMPUR: A seminar on Syariah Law review wants non-Muslims found committing khalwat (close proximity) with Muslims to also be held liable.

This was among the proposals made at the two-day seminar organised by the Islamic Institute of Understanding Malaysia (Ikim) and the Syariah Judiciary Department Malaysia.

Syariah Court of Appeal Judge Datuk Mohd Asri Abdullah said the seminar had proposed that non-Muslims committing khalwat with Muslims should also be sentenced accordingly, but in the civil courts.

“We don’t have the jurisdiction to sentence non-Muslims committing khalwat with Muslims,” he told reporters after closing the seminar on behalf of department director-general Datuk Ibrahim Lembut at Ikim here today.

“The Muslims can be sentenced in Syariah courts, and the non-Muslim partners can probably be sentenced in the civil courts, to be fair to both parties.”

He said the proposal, contained in a draft resolution at the seminar, would be forwarded to the Attorney-General’s Chambers.

“It is up to the Attorney-General’s Chambers or the relevant authorities to decide how to create such a law,” he said.

However, he declined to elaborate when the proposal would be forwarded to the Government.

Another proposal is to impose heftier penalties – of up to four times the current penalties – on Muslims caught for khalwat, prostitution, consuming alcohol and involvement in gambling activities.

Mohd Asri said Ikim and the department were proposing that the Syariah Courts (Criminal Jurisdiction) Act 1965 (Amendment) 1984 be amended to impose stiffer penalties of RM1,000 fine, or five years’ jail or 12 strokes of the rotan for Syariah Lower Courts and RM20,000 fine, or 10 years’ jail or 24 strokes of rotan for Syariah High Courts.

Current limits are a maximum of three years’ jail, or RM5,000 fine, or up to six lashes or any combination of these, and different states provide different penalties for these offences.

“This has not been reviewed since 1984. It has been more than 20 years,” said Mohd Asri.

There was also a proposal for Syariah judges to enforce whipping for these offences.

Another proposal calls for the establishment of a rehabilitation centre for those convicted of offences related to morals and faith such as prostitution and effeminate men, and enforcement of Section 54 of the Syariah Criminal Offences Act (Act 559) to set up such centres.

The seminar also agreed to a suggestion that a new provision be created for apostates.

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I'm so scared for my non-Muslim friends. Like Marina Mahathir said:

Wasn't all this interference in people's private lives one of the things that Malaysians were rejecting, as well as any attempt to impose Syariah or Syariah-like laws onto non-Muslims?

And how are they to identify 'effeminate' men? By their voices? By their demeanour? By their handsomeness? I can think of many prominent men doomed for the rehab centres already.

Read Farish A. Noor's take on this issue here.

So Let Me Get This Straight: You Listen To Music...because the performers are hot?

Okay. As a man with (some) knowledge of good music, I have to say the following to Jonas Brothers' fans: Get a copy of Playgirl, and stop promoting sold-out Disney crap until you get sick of it while you wait for some other bandwagon to join.

If you listen to music because you think the performers are "hot", and only listen to the music for the looks, I suggest you listen to more music produced by ugly musicians and/or get laid. I'm talking about Rush, Motorhead, The Rolling Stones, etc. You want "affectionate songs" that speak about crushes and stuff, listen to, I don't know, The Beatles? The Beach Boys? Happy Mondays? Sonic Youth? Hmmm...

I talked to someone who is a diehard Jonas Brothers fan, and mentioned that I would rather scrape a chalkboard with a rusty nail than listen to them. She told me that "They had more talent than me and are soooooo hot." I usually try to be humble, but I could be a retarded naked molerat with multiple sclerosis and would STILL have more talent than the Jonas Brothers. Disney could come out with a Jonas Brothers-brand bucket of shit and you would buy it.

Walt Disney is rolling around in his grave.