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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dumbest Footwear since Crocs

During last week's Berlin Fashion Week, fashion label Scherer Gonzalez sent their models down the runway wearing exquisite lucite heels. It's obvious who their inspiration was. It's nice to see that the fashion industry is finally paying home to the Empress of Lucite. Now I don't know about those flowers and shit, but Scherer's elegant style is open to interpretation.

I guess these lucite heels are for the stripper who likes to do crafts in between her lap dances. Or for the hooker who likes to make her own potpourri in between $5 blowjobs.

You know Datuk Jimmy Choo OBE is stabbing his dick with a stiletto heel for not coming up with this shit.

With an elegant footwear this dumb, anyone seen wearing it would make Sienna Miller scream:

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